aladone:

my gravestone will say “oMFg i DiEd”

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hamfarto:

hamfarto:

im having one of those unattractive days

i mean years

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I had a better social life when I was like 8 years old than I do now.

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alltimeangela:

californiaaababyyy:

alltimeangela:

why does leonardo dicaprio always end up dead in the water with no girlfriend

but that is only in two movies…

this just in tumblr user californiaaababyyy cannot take a joke more at 11

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tall:

when ppl reblog their selfies over and over

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being shy is the worst thing ever i wish i wasnt shy because it ruins everything 

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cokeflow:

when I was like 6 i was at church with my family and I asked my mom how much longer until it was over and she said 15 minutes so I counted to 60 fifteen times and it still wasn’t over and that’s why I don’t believe in god

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